January 2012
2 posts
Fight back, not with bare knuckles, but with a...
2012: make more art.
December 2011
5 posts
it's hard to offend someone with a good sense of...
everyone's a one-trick pony if you watch the show...
one day it will be effortless
the more you know, the less you need
we could have everything, if we just share what we...
November 2011
1 post
slaving away in an inefficient factory
October 2011
1 post
activate your creativity, your energy, and your...
September 2011
1 post
current pet peeve: people who crouch to talk to...
August 2011
9 posts
injecting daily doses of humor that no one will...
if i bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
why is there always cake at my office?
dancing like an inflatable car dealership gimmick...
men will always have better sneakers than women
cleavage is so 80's...
why are just my abs sweating?
err on the side of subtlety
part designer, part robot
July 2011
6 posts
my body is sluggish while my mind is running...
they're all just passing moments
strippers say the darndest things
this old dog is still learning
if not money, then how about respect?
today my boss finally admitted he is not a...
June 2011
1 post
funny, the day started with so many high hopes
May 2011
6 posts
art is your armor as well as your weapon
you high-heeled girl upstairs: cool it.
quesadilla maker, you are no longer my friend.
contrary to popular belief: more money actually =...
piercings and a yoga mat? this monday was alright.
the creative adult is the child who survived
April 2011
7 posts
today a kung fu master challenged me to a duel
waking up next to chili cheese chips, not so good
independence is a wonderful thing, just not on...
in the end we all just want more time
finally cut my hair off. i can stop whining now.
the world may be your oyster, but it needs...
this oughta make me more concise